The Republic of Winter Cultist 81 is a titanic, socially progressive nation, renowned for its state-planned economy, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 11.737 billion Winter Cultist 81ians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Spirituality, and Education. The average income tax rate is 36.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Winter Cultist 81ian economy, worth 451 trillion pesos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 38,455 pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Winter Cultist 81's national animal is the panther.

Winter Cultist 81 is ranked 54,037^th in the world and 1^st in Kartokistania for Safest, scoring 101.99 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.